Westie dog jokes: the best of 2012

Westie dog jokes: the best of 2012

In every issue of Minnie Mail there are Westie dog jokes, as well as other dog jokes.

Here’s a round-up of the best Westie dog jokes and other dog jokes from 2012… enjoy!

Westie dog jokes

Have a giggle at some Westie dog jokes!

Q: Why aren’t Westies good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What do you call a litter of young Westies that have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

Q: What did the Westie say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Rough! Rough!

Q: What dog will laugh at any joke?
A: A chi-ha-ha

Q: How is a sled dog like your nose on a cold day?
A: They both run!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!

Q: How did the Westie feel when she saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!”

Q: Where should you never take a Westie?
A: The flea market!

Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why are dalmations no good at playing Hide and Seek?
A: Because they’re always spotted!

Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!

Q: What kind of dog can use the phone?
A: A dial-mation!

Q: Where do Westies go if they’ve lost their tail?
A: A retail store!

Q: What do you get when you cross a small dog and a large boat?
A: A Ship Tzu

Q: What’s a Westie’s favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!

Q: How do you keep a Westie from barking in your front yard?
A: Put it in your back yard!

Q: What is worse than a Westie howling at the moon?
A: Two Westies howling at the moon!

Q: Eleven Westies shared one umbrella, but none of them got wet. How did they manage?
A: It wasn’t raining!

Q: Why is it called a “litter” of Westie puppies?
A: Because they mess up the whole house!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!

Q: Why is a toothless Westie like a tree?
A: It has more bark than bite!

Q: What happened when the Westie went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

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Wags ‘n’ licks,

Minnie xx

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